When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their
name followed by a definition that says (for
girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid
name.
Boy
1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?
Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.
Boy
1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only
people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting
parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive
mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!
Girl
1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?
Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.
Girl
1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so
fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?
