it was awesome

this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"

I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.

There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling

by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013

I'll have you know that I was drunk

Excuse for the most embarrasing acts one can do. Often ends with: at the time of the fight, mooning, streaking, gay orgy, party, chumba wumba dance, felching, belching, farting, public Defecation, vomiting, monkey licking, pole humping, and the list goes on and on. Sometimes said as: I'll have you know that me and: the monkey, sasquatch, your girlfriend, or monkey sasquatch girlfriend, were both drunk at the time. If you're a recovering alcoholic, don't use it after you beat the crap out of a liquor store owner.

I'll have you know that I was drunk at the time of the floor buffer incident.

by Jim E. Junk March 15, 2006

...like it was the last supper

an expression used when a girl gives you very enthusiastic head, like its the last supper.

-so, i heard you got a blow job from whatsername...
-yeah man, she ate that shit ...like it was the last supper!

by Cecil says August 6, 2011

That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.

Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007