Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 10, 2008

back to whack

The act of two people sitting back to back while masturbating.

Me and my best friend John wanted to jerk off together but we didn't want to see each other doing it. So we just back to whacked it.

by HeyItsYaBoi July 8, 2017

throat whacking

Slightly or firmly pinching the esophagus while making an "ahh" sound. Usually to identify other friends or familiar peers in school or any public place

Hahah, did you hear Brykan throat whacking in the auditorium today?

by JokazINC December 16, 2015

booty whacked

When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.

Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!

by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

ham whack

To manipulate one's genitals; masturbation

"I just watched Schindler's List. I don't think I can ever ham whack again."

by P. Dub September 8, 2007

whacking the tuna

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

by lcm9368 July 31, 2017