Verbal Keysmash

When someone speaks gibberish in the nature of a Keysmash.

Guy 1 : Hey man, you look stupid!
Guy 2 : (Verbal Keysmash)

by The_Kickster December 3, 2018

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verbal massage

it’s when you are trying to calm down an angry person with words

I calmed down the angry golfer with a verbal massage

by YEEHAWWWWW August 4, 2019

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When a group of people speaking directly to you or in close proximity to you about something you could care less about or something that’s stupid and you don’t want to hear, but because of your situation you are forced to listen.

1. Those guys at the bar talking loudly about politics totally verbal bukkake’d me!

2. My boss caught me at the door and after 20 minutes of him telling me about why I wasn't wearing my uniform correctly, I just felt verbally bukkake’d

by Texas Princess-5/4/77 July 19, 2018

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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.

After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.

by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022

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Verbal Murder

To completely roast a living creature to the point of embarrassment!

Dang! You just verbal murder that man in the roast.

by Charlie Sr. June 17, 2018

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verbal autopilot

When you don't really want to engage with someone who is telling the same story for the 100th time so you reply with variations of 'Yeah' or 'Dang', 'Wow', 'OMG'. Because you don't want to be rude.

Did Jim tell you that story of when he met Freddy Kruger at that convention, AGAIN?!

Oh yea, but I just went on verbal autopilot during the story.

by Rhondor February 12, 2022

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