Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

by Chrissy February 15, 2004

Vaganal

A sexual move in which one shits into a woman's vag, then fucks it, making it similar to anal sex but using the vagina.

Man, that fat bitch was so crazy she was down for Vaganal!!!

by Vaganal Lover March 26, 2009

Vaganal

Using a bottle opener in the skin between the vagina and anus, removing the skin and creating one large hole. This process is painful but definately worth it for the sex. Vaganal sex is when a penis is inserted in this hole. Lubricant may be required.

Oh man Colleen and I had some awesome vaganal sex last night

by Coshi February 8, 2013

vaganus

noun; the general slang term used for when a male of puerto rican descent has an unusually large and stretched anal canal lined with an overgrowth of pubic hair. See also man-gina.

As Tupac mooned us, we saw the forest that was his vaganus. Beneath the forest was a place no man would ever dare to venture. Lurking within the jungle, one could find anything. Lions. Tigers. Bears. Wild crabs. Anything.

by Larry the Ice cream Man December 17, 2004

Vajana

Any girl named Jane. The "jana" comes from Jane and mixing "Vagina" into the name (hence it having to be a girl).

Vajana, come over here bitch!!!

Vajana, please go get me a coffee.

What do you call a Vajana who has had anal sex? A Vajanus.

by rarapurr June 20, 2010

Vaganal

When a man has sex with a woman who has a vaganus and so is having both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

Dood vaganal sex sucks cuz it's two holes at once so it's all loose.

by Eggman November 24, 2004

vaganus

thing that happens when a really huge penis tears a fanny and in the words of the Spice Girls- two become oneeeee, forming a huge hole that you can probably climb inside and live a perfectly normal life

1) I wanted to take my Ak-47 and a selection of pills, cocaine and prostitutes on holiday with me so i hid them in my wheelchair bound gran's vaganus

2) Carl: "What's for tea tonight mum?"
Mum: "Vaganus dear, shall i save you the ovaries for your packed lunch tomorrow? you can take them to work love"

by BEEFY_RODRIGUEZ January 23, 2009