vag-rig

a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works

i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig

by Captain Pumperloaf March 24, 2009

Vag Bol

The act of inserting cooked spaghetti into a woman on her period and sucking it back out with your mouth.

Do you want anything to eat?
No thanks, I just had a Vag Bol with the mrs.

by CnnrDennis August 16, 2021

Vag-Factory

the female equivalent of a sausage-fest; when there are mostly or all girls and very little to no guys; positive from a male perspective, negative from a female perspective.

When D'Shwanday asked his homie Alberto if there were any girls to bone at the party, Alberto replied, "It's a total vag-factory, bro!"

by Tony Marengo December 13, 2007

Vag Cav

This was improperly posted as an abbreviation or other reference to "vaginal Canal" This is wrong, like duh. VAG CAV = VAGINAL CAVITY!!!

The Gino looked into her VAG CAV and then he fingered it to check the goo. LOL

by VAG CAV MASTER September 29, 2019

Vag Tax

When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.

Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.

by Rated PG August 24, 2019

vag-fi

A built-in feature of vaginas. Causes the vaginas of two women who spend a lot of time together to sync up and begin their periods at the same time.

Guy1: Well, my girlfriend started her period yesterday.
Guy2: No way, so did mine! They hang out a lot, right?
Guy1: Yeah, they must have vag-fi or something.

by Pterodactyl Lover October 7, 2010

Moo-Vag

A big cow vagina who’s always like moo this moo that

e.g. Oli you're such a Moo-Vag about everything

by Poop-A-Doop September 14, 2014