ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

Ur aunt a gay croissant

Worse than your brother a mother.

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*

by Daboder2 May 25, 2018

Ur caveman a gay man

The upmost destructive insult ever made by man. Every time this word is said angels fall from above and the sun gets a mile closer to earth.

Frank- ur mom gay lol
Gary- ur caveman a gay man
Frank-*erased from existence and the earth gets hotter

by Darkman142 May 17, 2018

ur mom gay

a comeback to any roast so devastating that anyone hit by this should just sudoku right then and there

some niBBa: shut yo pig-faced shit eating mo'fuck
me: ur mom gay
some niBBa:*commits sudoku*

by macotello March 4, 2018

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay is a (homophobic but not in a bad way) insult used by 13-year-olds who think they are funny.

Pwerson 1: Muy mom got coffee.
Person 2: HaHa Ur mom gay
Person 1: Actual;y, Susan is Bi and Ella is pansexual. Nice try tho.
Person 2: Ok but they are in a WLW relationship, so it's still very fruity.

by Cool_gamer_who_plays_minecraft September 16, 2022

ur mom gay

if someone says this to you, you might as well go hide in a basement for the rest of your life but to avoid this you must use the almighty "ur dad lesbian" but only lv 50 bosses can use this godly ability

Bob: your a gay piece of gay jimmy
Timmy: y...your mom GAY

Bob: *begins to have epilepsy and then dies*

by SeriousMemes.com February 1, 2019

Ur mom gay

No u

Friend: ur mom gay
You: No u

by FUKYACHICKENSTRIPS April 11, 2019