Unicorn

A widower , he is a catch

Only works for men

As female widowers usually always compare the new catch to their late spouses

WADE : I'm a what ? A unicorn?

MARSHA : yes wade , women love a guy who been in a long term relationship that he didn't break off by lack of commitment.

by RepeatsNice October 23, 2019

Unicorn

Unicorn is when to lesbians put strap ons on there heads and go at each other.

I saw a fucked up unicorn showcase last night

by BJ JOE January 31, 2016

Unicorn

A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.

(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!

by ManDogDude November 25, 2016

Unicorn

A bisexual female who is very unique in her own special ways. She seems very soft on the outside but don't mess with her. She is a big mess of problems and cries at the stupidest moments.

The unicorn was such a bitch

by Alex......... December 8, 2017

Unicorn

Managing to make all four green lights on Little Mack Between Gratiot and 13 Mile Rd. In Roseville, MI.

I made it home I’m record time because I hit the unicorn.

by AubreyStar July 11, 2018

Unicorn

Some one who is gay and loves to show it off

This bitch is so unicorn

by XxStitchxx64 September 6, 2017

Unicorn

The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.

Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?

Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn

Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?

Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes

by The Masturbating Hand January 20, 2016