white uncle tom

A White person who will do anything to stay in good standing with non whites including lies and betraying his own people.

John: As a white man myself, I believe whites should be discriminated for their ancestors crimes
Anonymous: WUT? wut.
Shelia: Agreed, He is totally a white uncle tom .

by Chinablue August 19, 2014

Uncle Bob

The alias given to the T-800 Terminator by John Connor in Terminator 2.

T-800 Terminator - "Uncle Bob?"

John Connor - *shrugs*

by lordfubar August 5, 2009

Uncle

Likely to feed nieces cupcakes for breakfast.

Often buys often awesome presents that parents would not have gotten.

Definitely the funnest adult ever.

My uncle is the best uncle ever

by Okwtfdoiwrite November 24, 2018

Uncle Chan

An Uncle Chan is the asian version of an Uncle Tom. Basically he is a lame ass fool who has no confidence or self-respect. Instead of figuring a way to be a more manly, cultured, and dope ass person, he resorts to seeking validation from the white man, which is something a lame ass bitch does. What he should be doing instead is figuring a way to be a more cool ass person by inventing something dope and useful that everybody thinks is cool. And then beating the white man at his own game!

Look at that Uncle Chan kissing the white man’s ass.

by Temu_787 July 25, 2022

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

by Neigbs August 20, 2008

Uncle Tommaso

A person of Italian heritage who makes a living or otherwise advances him or herself by betraying other Italians.

Rudy Giuliani is a real Uncle Tommaso.

by deathbyserifs May 6, 2021

Uncle Sid

(Acid, LSD, Blotter, Hits) A way of talking about LSD over the phone without actually saying it.

"is Uncle Sid in town?"

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004