ur mom

a joke that is very funny, unless you use it on someone who doesn’t have a mom..

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my moms dead
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 21, 2021

Ur mom

Noan;hot

Verb;steaming hot

Adverb; if I touched Ur mom my finger would be burned to the point of disintegration because of how unbelivibly hot Ur mom is.

Ur mom is the definition of HOT and if Ur mom is paired with Me the makes a match made in heaven.

by Ur moms taken by me December 19, 2021

Ur mom

About 99.9% of a middle schooler’s vocabulary.

Person 1: What’s for lunch today?

Person 2: Ur mom

by probablygaylol July 08, 2022

ur mom

fat

ur ur mom

by KAMEORNEV September 05, 2021

Ur Mom

It is a saying your mentally ill friends say a lot. The don't always mean it, but it does have you think, "Do they wanna do my mom?"

Person 1: What do you wanna do, Person 2?
Person 2: Ur mom

by UrMomsSidePiece February 13, 2022

ur mom

thick

ur mom is fat

by victin February 23, 2021

Ur mom

"ur mom", typically used in memeing, is a horrible way to roast ur friends.

Me: Hey, whats the maths answer for question 8?
You: Ur mom.

by 3qn August 10, 2022