Kid 1: Dude, I just found this super cool playground called "Twitter," We should totally go some time.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic
Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
Kid 2: yeah that sounds epic
Parents everywhere: Alright, kids but if you go make sure to beware the citrus man.
by Lotus 2.0 December 10, 2020
Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.
by Trey vogt March 14, 2016
Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.
by fc2078 January 19, 2021
Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).
Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.
Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
by cjk156 July 27, 2009
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