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Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.
@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......
by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011
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tweet pimping

repeated, artificially over-enthusiastic tweets about an event or business
TWEET1: "Happy hour is AMAZING at Joe's bar."

TWEET1: "INCREDIBLE!! The best happy hour ever at Joe's bar"

TWEET1: "The vibe and atmosphere at Joe's bar is UNBELIEVABLE!!! Too good to be true!!!!"

TWEET2: "Dude, you're tweet pimping again. Dial it back."
by SATXbassplayer December 8, 2009
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Tweet Tweaker

Somone obssesed with Tweeting
Person 1:"Dude that guy is always online tweeting!"

Person 2: "Yeah bro, because hes a Tweet Tweaker"

Person 1: "Oh..."
by puddin828 August 17, 2009
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Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.
Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."
by Jumbybird August 26, 2013
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Tweet rage

Like road rage. Extremely hostile and aggressive behaviour displayed whilst tweeting rather than driving. Similar lack of comeback from objects of rage due to encasement in protective bubble . NEVER succumb to these two types of rage at the same time.
'The Donald flew into a tweet rage immediately he woke up this morning and is still at it .........'.
by John from Dorset June 16, 2017
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tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait
Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press
by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017
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Tweets the Trump

When someone argues with a baseless opinion or flagrant lie as fact.

Inspired by the line "quote the Raven" of Poe's 'The Raven'. It is intended to be used as a way to end the conversation with a close minded person with no prospect of having civil discussion.
"STOP THE VOTE!" tweets the Trump arguing of voter fraud.

When someone yelling at you for wearing a mask during a pandemic, simply say "Tweets the Trump" and keep on your merry way.
by Wrinkled Cheese November 7, 2020
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