tally wackered

The act of being tricked into having sexual relations with a transvestite.

Bobby didn't know he had been tally wackered until he copped a feel under her skirt and realized she was a he.

by BelfryBattsman April 22, 2015

tallywagon

Name given to the Toyota Hilux pickup truck, originally by British soldiers, because of it's popularity with the Taliban in Afghanistan.

First came across the word in a novel by Andy McNab (forget which, but think it may have been"Exit Wounds").

"Where's your truck parked?"
"It's the the tallywagon over there."

by A handle not already used March 11, 2020

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

Twallow

When a girl is fingering herself using sex toys and her pussy ends up swallowing it.

"She told me that she was fingering herself with a dildo, then her pussy went to Twallow it."

by PaPa ZiTT & Silent Killa November 30, 2006

tally-whacker

1. A male who has an obsession with masterbation

Damn Jake! Youre such a tally-whacker! Dont you ever take you hands out of your pants?!

by Ryan May 6, 2004

Tallyho

A term used to indicate an attractive member of the opposite sex (presuming heterosexuality). Originating in Europe as a call by game hunters in siting a fox. With the evolution of the word fox to suggest a sexy woman, tallyho can now be used to refer to the siting of an attractive person.

"Check out that girl in the hall way."

"Whoa, Tally-Ho!"

by Backspin August 5, 2005