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Tasmanian Tuxedo

A puffer jacket is common attire for the well-dressed Tasmanian bogan.
by Richard Kopf September 15, 2022
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The Texas Tuxedo

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)
The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.
by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011
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Tuxedo Pig

Cool pig (even cooler in a tuxedo)
hey look its a pig in a tuxedo (a tuxedo pig) must know lots of penguins
by WellDressedPig May 19, 2022
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Oklahoma tuxedo

A Oklahoma tuxedo is also known as bib overalls or bibbers. Most commonly round house brand striped overalls. But they can be just about any brand and any type of denim. Pairing this with a felt stetson or resistall hat makes for a casual but yet oddly formal outfit.
Bob: Hey Jimmy break out the Oklahoma tuxedos. Sally's getting married to Willy.

Jimmy: I'm on it. Do you want your black or tan hat.

Bob: Bring the black one. It's a 8x.
by TheRealClarence February 16, 2023
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Thompson Tuxedo

A gray sweatshirt, coupled with a pair of gray sweatpants, worn in conjuntion with white tube socks, bunched up at the ankle, and some dirty tennis shoes. This gray sweatsuit is suitbable attire for any events, and is extremely comfortable. Great accessories for this "tux" include firy red hair and a standard issue Loras laptop case, stuffed to the brim with workout clothes and a hodge podge of papers.
"hey buddy, you rockin' the Thompson Tuxedo?"

"wait... what?"

"Yeah man, look, your wearing a gray sweatsuit"

" aw shit... yer right, ill go change"
by kjmc77 May 15, 2010
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Saggy Tuxedo

Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
by Poop_eater2 December 5, 2020
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Denver Tuxedo

It is when you wear denim pants and a denim shirt. It doesn't matter if they are the same shade of denim.
Hey checkout that dude with the Denver tuxedo.
by RonAllen1Foot January 5, 2017
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