Gary was doing turd circles to empty out his camper septic tank at the local high school parking lot.
by RVlife March 25, 2018
turd mongoler- when an individual unknowingly craps on a pre-existing turd that is submerged in the bowl water itself, creating a gargantuan mound of fecal matter. the individual themself is considered a turd mongoler after the blasphomas crime has been comensed.
needing to deficate histerically, the nieve dumper proceeded to drop his trousers and ireversibly transform into the turd mongoler his mother always feared he would become.
by master mongolersonsville May 31, 2009
When one shits and the turd hits the bottom of the toilet but still breaks the water line in the toilet bowl, protruding out far enough for a small species to live on.
Dude, remember how I said I had to take a huge dump? It turned out to be a turd island. PEOPLE WERE LIVING ON THAT THING!
by Mr. O'rizzle November 11, 2009
by Anya Christina Harris May 01, 2022
A turd that just will not flush due to its sheer size. Usually left for others to find. A real terror that usually can only be sorted with the help of the bog brush.
"Blimey, did you see that Terror Turd in trap 3, Barry?"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
"I flushed three times and it didn't shift"
by Lizardo55 August 11, 2014
by Dan Carre February 23, 2004
A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.
by Heywood Jablomee January 08, 2004