The roast turkey

The action of putting your own dick into you bum hole which will be followed by a big fart that will result in a launch of your hog into the face of a loved one knelt before you. This is similar to a turkey slap but browner and more enjoyable, and in some cases with gravy.

Man 1:hey bro what's on tonight?
Man 2: just going for a roast turkey
Man 1: can I join?
*the Roast turkey is mainly for females*

by urbanLAD3 July 25, 2016

Russian Roulette Turkey Baster

When several of a females guy friends cum into a bowl, then mixed up and inserted into her with a turkey baster and hope they aren't the one to get her pregnant

Son, you were born by Russian roulette turkey baster.

by Russian Roulette Turkey Baster July 12, 2017

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

A reference to a psychiatric patient as they perceive a friendly orderly who has been called to ensure their well being.

"Heyyyyy buddddyyyy"

Hey Buddy Kramer Turkey Gif

by ElysiumPurcellium February 25, 2023

Carve you open like a turkey

When dat puss so tight you just carve it open like a turkey

Yo, girl, imma carve you open like a turkey so I can eat Thanksgiving dinner

by Cannibalhorse December 4, 2016

you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

Another way of saying you cant undo something that's already been done. Can be said in a joke like way

You can't unloose the game you know, just like you can't unfuck the christmas turkey

by AsunaTododeku April 5, 2022

Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.

MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.

by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014

Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.

"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"

by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010