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The absolute terrifying black void in which I throw away countless hours of my limited time on this planet that both makes me

a. Question my own existence

b. Lay on the ground flopping around in a spasm like situation because of the amazing GIF of my favorite fandom.
Tumblr. is a both amzing and horrible world of its own.
by WOHitzDane December 26, 2014
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It's the best thing ever invented:
Tumblr is hated by facebook users but only because they think it's too complicated for their tiny brains. If you have one; Your most likely Awesome, Indie, Hipster & Awesome. We're just one big happy family :'D
Facebook users; fuck off.

Follow Me?:
youngrecklessandstupid.tumblr.com
tumblr is my life.
by Karen Cienfuegos December 31, 2011
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A place where awesome people gather around. Tumblrians hate bitches and love food.
I love food. I love Harry Potter. I love Zayn Malik. I love reblogging. I love walking like a boss. We love Tumblr.
by auegyrdfgaeem October 10, 2011
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A place where you are more afraid of people you know in real life finding you on the internet than you are of people on the internet finding you in real life
Me on Facebook: No, that's just too personal to post.

Me on Tumblr: Hey so, you guys wanna know my bloodtype?
by heartofglass June 25, 2014
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Joe: I have 50 tumblr followers
Tim: What do you post?
Joe: I have posts about why what I see myself as
Tim: You're a fucking guy
Joe: No I am a homo
Tim: W-What? *clutches hand into a fist while his eyes dwindling erotically"
Joe: I'm- I'm homo Tim
Tim: Do you know what? *cries tears of joy* "I'm homo too!"
Joe: What are you sure you know what I'm talking about-
Tim: I am gay for you ;)
Joe: No, I meant I am a homo sapien
Tim: *trys to hold back tears slightly laughing* haha- I knew that as Tim cringes a big cringe
Joe: Tim- What the fuck
Tim: What
Joe: This is a definition of Tumblr
Joe: This entire paragraph
Tim: *realizes what happened*

Tim: yea- go fuck yourself there are only 2 genders you fucking discrace to god
Joe: oh
by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
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Man, Tumblr took my life...
by 7h3474 December 4, 2013
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hell. Filled with many types of horrible people. Pedophiles that claim that they're non-offending when they actively flirt with children. People that don't go outside enough and suicide bait when someone tells them that they can't be a stargender glitravir orangeflux antidysphoric omnikin demiboi. Some cool artists, but generally not a good site. Stay away from it at all costs.
Skailyr (tucute way of spelling skylar that is actually used on tumblr): You're learning Japanese? That's cultural appropriation!
Carl: Someone needs to take a break from Tumblr.
by theowoeht October 29, 2018
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