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tree sluts

This is the name for people that love all trees. They are people who are overwhelmingly attracted to trees and climb into their crotches every chance they get. Also skiers and snowboarders who can't stay out of the trees, and opt for a tree run every chance they get. Also Arborists who spend all waking hours climbing in and thinking about trees.
Ex. Have you heard of the company "We Love Trees"? Yeah, they a bunch of "tree sluts".

Ex. Where did Jane and Billy go I haven't seen them on the slopes? Those two are a couple of "tree sluts" they've been skiing in the trees all day.

Ex. What are Arborists? They are basically "tree sluts"
by TreePimp January 5, 2023
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Dick tree

Best. Jeopardy!. Moment. Ever.
by jln October 12, 2017
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scary tree

"Hey look at me, my next book is going to be about a scary tree" - quoted directly from King himself
by Mitchi August 15, 2004
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become tree

To become a tree
I want to become tree
by Become tree Man May 7, 2021
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Dialog tree

A dialog tree is a rhetorical tool used by people who want to steer the direction of a debate down a path that that the debater is more comfortable with. This word is borrowed from the concept in most RPG games you only ever get a few dialog options and the dialogee is only capable of answering a set of questions that are prepared.
Jeffs Dialog tree:

Jeff: I support the Trump wall because I love my country and I want to adequately protect our border. Do you hate america?
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: Immigrants mostly steal jobs from poor black people. Do you want black people to suffer?
Mike: Wait, I thought we were talking about the wall?
Jeff: How does it make you feel that immigrants are stealing jobs from poor black americans?
Jeff never addresses the questions Mikes questions or interprets them in way that will lead down a dialog path Jeff is familiar with

As opposed to:
Jeff: I love america and I want to protect our boarder and I think Trumps wall is a good way to achieve that.
Mike: I love america as well and want to protect our border but I don't think the wall is a good way to achieve that since you can dig under walls and it seems very expensive.
Jeff: I guess I didn't think about peoples ability to dig holes, but I'd still argue that it would dampen their influx.
constructive argument
by minivergur February 4, 2019
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Smokers Tree

A tree located in Eugene, OR at sheldon highschool called the "Smokers Tree". Over the years it has become place where all the stoner kids gather before, after, and in between classes to socialize and enjoy a cigg or two.
smoker: "hey, meet me at the tree"

nonsmoker: "i've seen you over by the smokers tree before...."
by somerandomasskid March 3, 2008
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Curved trees

When someone obviously FaceTunes or photoshops a photo and makes a background look bent in some sort of way
Person 1: she is using soooo much facetune

Person 2: we LOVE curved trees
by Kskyep April 11, 2019
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