The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

MAMMY TAPPER

A "clean" way to say "mother fucker". First heard in the Atlanta area.

Look here, you mammy tapper...you'd better watch out!

by g-magic July 12, 2006

College Tupperware

Reuse of takeout containers in place of traditional food storage containers, mostly from Chinese restuarants.

I know it is time to eat Chinese when the college tupperware finally deforms in the dishwasher.

by joeblow17 March 25, 2008

Topher Grace

The most talented and sexiest man ever. He has had very succesful movies and show. He is in That 70's show, Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, Traffic, P.s., Mona Lisa Smile, In good Company, and Oceans 11 & 12. His real name is Christopher, but he changed it to Topher because he hated people calling him Chris.

I want to have my way with Topher Grace.

by Devon King May 13, 2005

Tipperary

County in Ireland that produces the best cider to get you drunk.

Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake

by gerry80 October 4, 2003

Topher

A cheese-ball who everyone is just forced to love because of his adorableness and innocence. Also the world’s holder of the most nicknames and best name. A Topher, not to be mistaken with a gopher, is your typical boy next door times one thousand. He is adorable, yet attractive and vulnerable, yet manly. He can be a bit ignorant but it only makes him more of a Topher. He has a one true love who makes him even more of a sweet guy.

friend 1: Hey did you meet that new cheese-ball next door?

friend 2: Yeah he’s a Topher and my new best friend.

by wanderlust-roxie August 21, 2012

Brake-tapper

The brake-tapper is a particularly aggressive and/or fast driver who comes barreling up to the car ahead of him/her and tail gates at such a close proximity that he/she ends up tapping the brakes to avoid rear-ending the poor schlub in front. This usually goes on until one party turns.
Followers behind the brake-tapper should take note that just because he/she is hitting his/her brakes, those at a safe distance don't necessarily even need to brake themselves. It is especially annoying and careful attention is imperative.

You: What the damn, why are we braking?
Me: We aren't. That guy in front of us is just a basement-dwelling neckbearded brake-tapper.

by ExternalAcousticMeatus September 16, 2011