thefatalwound

guy with a huge penis that is always fucking a guy named thoma. they have a sucking battle in which he always wins. his dick is 1.5 inches big and thomas is 2i nchaes. thoma is superior in dick-size and sex skills but share one another virginity with the other. thoma implaints thefatalwound into fatals sex life

Abby: Did u see those guys grabbing each other!

Jessica: Must be thoma and thefatalwound

by fixingtheworld12345 May 16, 2011

toemandoalls

Pronounced: toe-man-dough-alls: noun: A sloppy tub of goo going commando under wetsuit-tight nylon coveralls, creating a profound camel toe. It may occur in association with a gunt, thus making the camel toe difficult to discern. Regardless, the moment the coveralls become so tight they split the lips is the moment they are deemed toemandoalls.

Ugh, she's commando under her coveralls again. Did you catch that HUGE C.T. going on there?" "They're not coveralls at all anymore, those are toemandoalls!

by welderchic November 14, 2011

Toejam 500

When a girl doesn't cut her toenails for 500 days and shoves her toes up your asshole as an act of vengeance.

T: My ass hurts

J: Why??

A: TOEJAM 500!!!

by AdamStoneman308 December 3, 2011

toejammin

When you attempt to barspin on a bicycle and wind up hitting your foot or toes.

"That dude at the park last night was tryin to throw double barspins for hours, but he kept toejammin so he couldn't even land a single."

by keospinnin December 31, 2011

Toehawk

Toe hair that is craftfully arranged in a manner that is akin to a mohawk

I'm going to wear sandals to the skate show tomorrow to show off my new Toehawk!

by Buddha1115 July 12, 2013

Toebagging

The lady form of teabagging

"She was teabagging me last night while i was passed out."
"Don't you mean toebagging?"

by Dubble E January 15, 2015

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016