by lmculb June 7, 2019
Get the brinley beckmug. The fucking man! You love the n-word, you have Lil Baby on speed dial, sexy, pulls all them bitches, you are hot as fuck, you most likely football player. You have a FUCKING GINORMOUS DICK, you are gay wit the homies, and you are the TRUE alpha
Girl 1: Did you hear about Avery Beck's nudes getting out?!
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *
Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *
Girl 2: OMG YASSS, his dick was fucking ginormous!
Girl 1: I KNOW RIGHT! I also heard that him and Olivia had sex!
* Olivia walks up *
Olivia: OMG it was AMAZING, he had a 10 feet defeater and he lasted for like 5 hours! Not only that his dick touched my Belly Button!
Girl 1: Damn I wish I saw it!
Girl 2: Same!
Olivia: Well you can watch it on our new Only Fans!
* Olivia winks *
by TheFuckingTruthDumbass October 3, 2023
Get the Avery Beckmug. Beck Yates
noun
/beck yayts/
A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.
Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.
Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.
If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
noun
/beck yayts/
A walking red flag wrapped in a mullet and bad decisions. Often described as “6’4 of why,” Beck Yates is the human version of stepping in something wet while wearing socks. He doesn’t walk—he stomps—because subtlety isn’t an option when your feet are built like clown shoes and your nose could cut glass.
Known to communicate in screeches, grunts, and unsolicited comments about your “aura,” Beck somehow radiates both gym bro energy and lost substitute teacher vibes. He’s got the fashion sense of a kid who lost a bet at Tractor Supply Co. and the dietary habits of a raccoon with a protein goal.
Attempts to grow a mustache have been ongoing since the dawn of time, with results best described as “legally invisible.” Has strong opinions about chalk that no one asked for, and carries himself like the main character in a movie no one would watch twice.
If you hear guitar shredding in the distance and catch the faint scent of motor oil and chicken rice, it's already too late. You've entered the Beck Zone™.
"Why is that guy flexing his aura in front of the vending machine?"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
"Bro… that’s a Beck Yates. Just let him finish and hope he doesn’t start talking about ‘mass gain.’"
by Tinklydinkus May 7, 2025
Get the Beck Yatesmug. Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.
by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022
Get the Christopher Beckmug. Person 1:did you know that On July 2nd 1988, the ASYNC Research Facility tested its low-proximity magnetic distortion system for the third time. Details regarding the results of the experimentation have not yet been released. During a press conference held in April of 1988, Ivan Beck, vice-director of the ASYNC Foundation described the intention of these tests, stating "this program, if granted sufficient backing from the United States government, will offer a solution to all current and future storage and residential needs, and save billions of dollars on property construction and management?
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
Person 2: I don't give a fuck.
by Bill- nye-your-mom's-a-guy May 28, 2024
Get the Ivan beckmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025
Get the 《¤》Christophe《¤》Beck《¤》christophe《¤》Christophe《¤》Beckmug. A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023
Get the The Glenn Beck Defensemug.