tants

Tattoo "pants" on a person, much the same way one has tattoo sleeves. Tants cover most of a person's leg surface area.

"Sara's tants are sweet! I like how the snake coils from her ankle up to her thigh!" "Yes, she should wear her tants more often!"

by Milhouse Reggaehorse June 12, 2009

tings

Yet another example of tin-eared rappers butchering the english language... and everyone lapping it up

moron: we doin' big tings bro
moron's friend: ye wurd up massif to erryone in da hiz haus boh! boh! boh!

by felix c April 2, 2007

The Ting Tings

A really horrible indie-pop band. There are two members, a girl and a guy and their music sucks. They sound like they are trying to be edgy, but thier music just ends up sounding like pop music. I really don't get why so many people think they play good music, I 've heard some of their songs and they all sound the same to me. For some reason, this band reminds me of a weaker poppy version of the industrial band, Angelspit.

When I hear any music by the ting tings, I want to shit my pants and rip out my hair.

by You_don't_need_therapy June 15, 2010

Tents up

Having an erection, usually the one in the morning after waking up.

(On a camping holiday after waking up in your sleeping bag next to your girlfriend)

You) Tents up
Bitch) Well no shit
You) No I mean I got a big fat boner, now fucking suck it

by XtRaVa November 24, 2003

tinter

The tinter, the perineum, the bit between arsehole and genitalia.

I was rubbing against her tinter, you know the bit in between: tinter arse, tinter twat!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

drive-by tint

Extremely dark window tint that conceals the identities of a vehicle's occupants. Can be used to describe any type of window tint.

Check out that impala, he's got some drive-by tint!

by First Bullet October 9, 2008

Tinsel Toes

A term which describes the somewhat festive act of one person eating tinsel; and then later asking a sexual partner to gently wiggle their toes up their rectal passage. As well as giving intense pleasure to the recipient, the tinsel will have passed through and becomes attached to the giver's toes - just like a special festive gift.

Advisory: seek qualified medical advice before consuming tinsel. Keep short toe nails to avoid injury. Probably just don't do it.

"My tinsel is passing through - give it to me with your toes". "Oh yes, Sev! Now look at my lovely tinsel toes!"

"I can see you have tinsel on your toes. How kind of someone to gift you their passing tinsel."

by DV8tion November 22, 2011