Thinking Positive

To hope someone tests positive

Alex: Hope said to think positive because she was thinking positive
Also Alex: I hope Charles tests positive for Covid

by APersonWhoHatesCharles July 26, 2020

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Tua tanking

The act of an NFL team trying to purposely tank a season to get the #1 draft pick and draft Tua Tagovailoa

“The Dolphins, Bengals, and Redskins are Tua Tanking this year.”

by RiceBowl2018 October 17, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

Ticking

Being pissed off past the point of insanity. On the verge of flipping OUT and kicking ass.

Sue found out her boyfriend cheated on her! That bitch is TICKING!

by starlight88 February 4, 2010

Thinking Party

A type of party in which many people come together and basically...think. It was created in 2007 during a TOK (Theory of Knowledge) Class, by Brad and Yogesh, when there was a misunderstanding of lip reading, which actually was supposed to say "Thinking Putty."

Hey dude, lets hold a huge THINKING PARTY, it will be sooo fun just thinking!!!!!!!

by Yogesh September 16, 2007