wag

whatever the fuck you want it to mean

man did u see tyler’s haircut, fuckin wag.

by urmomsbitch April 11, 2019

Wags

This word is essentially another word for dumbass but way cooler

Jesus Christ your a Wags

by BitchBoy_101 September 22, 2020

sluggy wag

Someone who drops their fidget spinner

Ugh Simon is such a sluggy wag.

by Your mother’s grandmother son December 27, 2022

Wag

Pronounced w-aye-g
Wag is for when you are feeling more than swaggy. Can be used to show excitement or joy for an event or person. Can also describe a feeling.

Today I was feeling wag because I did better than I thought on my test

by PurpleArmyForLife March 27, 2019

Wagative

Wagative is more than a word it is a feeling.
It is also a movement called wagativity.
Are you wagative?

"I put my hand up to wagativity."
"Wagative my guy."

by wagawins October 8, 2020

Cock Wagging

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation

Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

by Mechmonkey64bit May 2, 2025

wag

to move out of one’s way, and if you don’t you got a surprise on the way.

bro if you don’t wag out ma way.

by Nicole Elise Buckanders May 16, 2020