When Samantha invited five of her dorm friends over for my birthday, I had no idea her present to me was going to be a vampire buffet.
by BuffetBob October 06, 2016
Similar to Energy Vampires, SOF Vampires lurk within the hallways of the Special Operations communities of interest. SOF Vampires use vague policy and bureaucracy to confuse leadership and feed off the insecurities of low ranking officers and enlisted service members. SOF Vampires are vulnerable to "real work" and can be difficult to identify. DARPA is currently working on an new type of SOF Vision googles which make SOF Vampires easier to spot in a meeting.
That contractor SOF Vampired the shit out of me.. I have no idea how to staff this fucking CONOP.... Fuck the J39 EW
by GFYSUDFA April 08, 2021
Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.
Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"
by irelandgneis March 27, 2012
A sticky vampire is the sexual act of, while receiving oral sex, a man ejaculates on the roof of a female's (or male's depending...) mouth, and having it run down to her teeth and dripping off her teeth, making her look like a vampire. Except with jizz instead of blood.
by HoochieMama69 April 30, 2011
A person who drains the life of an organization (time, money, personnel, and reputation) for their own personal gain. To continue feeding, they take credit for the work of others and push any blame or faults onto their peers or subordinates.
by Flux41 September 02, 2016
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by mayorama218 October 18, 2011