jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

tiddy-thumper

A person who sucks a woman's boobs.

That kid was a f*cking tiddy-thumper!

by Mr. Maloficits November 28, 2010

frog thumper

A kid...named theo, who never stops watching frogs do it on the television. DC Nigga!

Theo likes frogs!....in a sexual way..especailly when they have sexual intercourse! Woooopie!

by mikey and me May 21, 2004

Thumper

An excellent round of oral sex, predominantly (but not exclusively) referring to sucking a male appendage.

Was with the missus after work and we had a great time. Copped a stellar thumper that night.

by Pukas Grig V April 16, 2024

Vegan Thumper

Vegans that go around pushing their opinions and beliefs on everybody when in reality no one gives a fuck.

I am not going out with her, she’s a fuckin’ vegan thumper

by @bahamamama August 19, 2019