shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies

after sharting I carry toilet paper everywhere

by hand of October 25, 2019

Shart

When you fart but end up pooping. S**t fart.

Wyatt sharted at the party and had to clean himself up.

by Hello37 July 13, 2017

Shart

The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.

Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.

by ryguy365 September 14, 2019

shart

shit and fart

i js sharted

by chickenwing103 March 5, 2023

Shart

When you have a breeched trust with your anus.

I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.

by ctog November 24, 2018

Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.

Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.

by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.

i would shart for chris wood.

by happilysmythe March 25, 2022