Sausage beast

A really annoying person

Jane is a sausage beast

by Jkl355 May 29, 2018

chicken sausages

Code closeted republicans to state their Trump support, without backlash.

Hey, Chicken Sausages.
I know, but they're trying to catch him riding dirty.

by Toddburt July 16, 2019

Vintage Sausage

Old man penis that like a fine wine matures with age.

"hey Rachel you know Liam Neeson is 60?"
"yeah, that's some fine vintage sausage in need of a good gobble!"

by muddledaction September 25, 2012

Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.

"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".

by Haydoom July 26, 2009

Sausage Rolled

a sexual act of when a women's fat rolls are wrapped around the males penis and stroked with the skin

Jake got sausage rolled by his fat mother

by D.O.4.H September 1, 2016

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009

Sausage Trap

Discovering that the hot chick you just picked up is a Tranny and she/he is sporting a little secret sausage under that dress. By the time you discover this hidden gem, Its too late and you are too trapped to care.

Dude. That babe I picked up last night turned out to be a lady boy.

Did you get the hell out braaaaahhh?

Hell no brohhhh. I was sausage trapped. There was no turning back. I just closed my eyes.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015