[knows where the pond is]

When someone has not officially came out of the closet, but you are fairly certain of their orientation.

Jon:" Hey did you hear Vince and Angie broke up? Yeah he moved in with Sean in an apartment on South Beach."

Paul: "Yeah that guy says he's not gay, but heknows where the pond is.

by Travya October 13, 2008

pond penguin

similar to the saying "fish out of water" meaning out of place.

"I went to an indie club last night. I pond penguin hard! Didn't hear one banger"

by pepper_pig_queen December 7, 2014

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

pond crane

Tall, unusually lanky welding inspector. Can be identified by its extremely long legs. Most commonly found wading through welders tears on pipeline right-of-ways.

"There goes that ol' pond crane shutting the job down for no reason again.."

by Pipeline Pierce January 17, 2017

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 25, 2018

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017

Pond to drown irrelevant thots

Life is pure, beautiful and wondrous. Are you gonna let a petty hoe take ur shine? Nah ma g. You need to rid all the negativity and fakeness from your life. This pond will help the world become a safer place. if the booty too fat the stomach prolly fat too . if ANYONE came to ur head whilst reading this, you should prolly push them in girl.

irrelevant psycho that thinks shes the shit: hey!

queen: DROWN IN MY POND YOU IRRELEVANT WHORE

crackhead: ouu whats it called

queen: iss the pond to drown irrelevant thots

by i do not tolerate uglys December 22, 2018