When someone has a very public meltdown and engages in erratic and sometimes even destructive behavior. This should not be confused with the mini-melt.
Amber: "So Jon told Cynthia he was cheating? What happened?"
Emma: "She totally had a maxi-melt right in the middle of Target. It was hilarious."
Emma: "She totally had a maxi-melt right in the middle of Target. It was hilarious."
by betty_rocca October 07, 2011
When you ejaculate on a man's ass cheeks and then press up on them and rub up and down really fast, creating friction that melts the semen.
by Tony R Pepperoni December 04, 2021
What you are when you make a complete fool of yourself talking to a pretty woman; derived from people who shit themselves when a pretty girl approaches them (usually a shart).
by Chris Rosebrock & Scott Gerbers August 11, 2005
An asshole with two wings and a fat bastard afraid of a crack head sucks plenty of dick but still likes the næ næ whip
'damn that melt boy has a tiny dick'
by That's g Easter egg August 23, 2015
When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
When you go to work but have nothing to do, so you end up standing and/or sitting around waiting for the next project.
Person 1: How's your day going?
Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.
Person 2: Uhg, I've had nothing to do all afternoon. I'm having a total brain melt.
by krdgrl October 07, 2009
the act of placing a dirty sock that has been used as a cleanup device post-masturbation, in the corner for a matter of weeks, followed by a period of mold growth and bio-degredation.The socks eventually stick together and when ripped apart look exactly like a butterfly with two identical wings.
by Todd the eliminator August 02, 2006