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cock mask

An apparatus used by humans with sleep disorders. A mask with a long hose resembling a large cock is placed over the face while sleeping to help with breathing. Also known as Gonzo mask due to its resemblance to Gonzo from the muppets.
Chris is sleeping with his cock mask on. It looks like he’s blowing Rocco Siffredi.
by Coe Island April 17, 2014
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cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
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Batgirl's Mask

When you straddle your girlfriend and pull a batwing {stretching ones' scrotum until it resembles a bat's wing} over her eyes.
I want to give Ann Coulter a Batgirl's Mask while she tosses my salad.

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by Peter Thrustington, III May 20, 2016
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greengrocers mask

An description of a brown paper style bag used as an expression of disgust said to ya matez when encounterin' an ugly girl.
She'z so ugly you'd have to place a greengrocers mask over her head before you fucked her.
by Safecracker G September 7, 2004
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Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone
Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker
by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021
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racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.
by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006
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Men In Masks

Men In Masks are a bunch of gay men in ski masks who have sexs with boys.

www.meninmasks.com
Whoa, dude! Did you see those men in masks sucking cock? That's pretty TIGHT!
by Deputy Ryans February 13, 2004
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