proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

dish issues

having to rewash by hand the dishes that come out of your dishwasher simply because you have the wrong type of dishwashing liquid

i hate having dish issues

by Sexydimma September 23, 2016

relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

by Vatu November 28, 2019

mommy issues

When someone can't figure out why they need approval from a strong woman. They a slut for Mommy.

Mommy issues = Please Mommy, please

by HeteroBoySlut June 19, 2019

Training Issue

The defination of a situation which has no apparent resolution but requires a politically correct explination to satisfy those in charge.

His poor performance is not a reflection on his overall abilities, it's just a training issue.

by I have Issues July 14, 2003

daddy issues

What an innocent girl has to deal with when she was molested by her father as a young child and sexually developed before her time and then misunderstood the rest of her life

i can never escape my daddy issues

by realproblems May 19, 2015

tissues for issues

Remedial measures for common problems

Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010