by doosherr October 01, 2019
1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.
1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.
by AlabamaNibber November 22, 2015
by xxx_MyLittleBronie_xxx March 18, 2024
Douchebag 1: Yo Kyle, nice Hummer.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
Douchebag 2: Thanks brah, I'm hoping stacey will forget about my micropenis when she sees me driving this. It's a bitch to fuel up though. I can never get more than 4 miles on a tank of gas.
by South African Dictator October 05, 2020
by ShimmiShimmi May 23, 2019
by The dirty birdie February 21, 2024
Check out the crypto-bro in his Himmler Hummer. 5 bucks says he's listening to a Joe Rogan podcast right now
by WerdVomit411 January 28, 2025