egyptian flu

to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy"

Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed.

by roglewis April 11, 2009

airplane flu

The cold or flu one gets after flying on a airplane, especially after long flight.

After returning to New York from San Francisco John came down with airplane flu.

by thevineyard February 12, 2007

N00b flu

When a seemingly normal person develops an obsession with a certain computer game.

You never leave your house! You're on the computer all the time. Dude, you've got n00b flu.

Example of what a person infected with n00b flu might say:
OMG i totally pwned this guy at CS yesterday! he was doing mad hacks, but with my supreme skillz i got a headshot on him like 5 times, ROFL!

by 789.,. October 4, 2006

Whine Flu

any number of symptoms experinced after the swine flu outbreak, complained about by individuals thinking to get out of something unpleasant

Bill thought that by telling the arresting officer he had a cough and a temperture and it might be swine flu he would'nt go to jail. They checked his temp and it was fine so now he's doin time with the Whine Flu.

by Dyzfunction June 3, 2009

Brown Flu

The flu-like symptoms that occur when a person’s heroin supply dries up.

“It’s been 2 days since I shot dope. That brown flu isn’t kicking my ass”

by erbuxx September 4, 2020

finals flu

Any type of sickness acquired before, during, or after final exams; usually due to a combination of a lack of self-care and a large influx of stress.

I've been so stressed from studying that I caught the finals flu!

by Aaron Cock December 10, 2016

Discord Flu

Def 1: An illness spread between members of a Discord server that defies all known medical logic, as server members rarely, if ever, come into physical contact with one another. This strain of the flu virus is still completely unrecognized by the CDC and will likely remain so until the gamers rise up.
Def 2: The phenomenon which occurs when 1 member of an online community gets sick and then the entire community follows suit, mimicking the spread of illness person-to-person even though no physical contact between the patients was made.

Person 1: 'Bro, I heard the server owner has pneumonia.'
Person 2: 'Damn, now everyone on the server is going to catch Discord Flu.'

by Zekespeare December 14, 2019