Crisped

Figuratively, what you feel when your life hopes are suddenly in shambles.
Literally, when you opted for a CRISPR upgrade by someone missed a letter or two and you spend your life in a slum instead of a penthouse

I feel soo crisped these days. Back to my folks’ basement again.

by KMS19 March 08, 2020

bean crisp

A different word for wotsits

Mum have you got any pombears or bean crisp

by MBARR August 04, 2021

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman’s crisp , round behind

Jeez, look at that Toffee Crisp man

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

Crisp DC

Mar- Diet Coke
V- Vanilla Diet Coke
Susan- Diet Coke w/ lemon
Amy- Cherry Coke
Kae- Sprite Remixx

The Crisp DC used 2 do everything 2gether....

by JA January 25, 2004

Big crisp

When something bad is happening.

''Did you see that terrorist attack?! big big crisp that''.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.

by Slothzeh September 10, 2021

cabbage crisp

Something that is very cool

Hey bro, you’re really cabbage crisp

by Bc s rncncmd October 15, 2022

Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy January 30, 2016