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Chess For Ninnies

A general term for anything stupid, bad, or weird; easily inserted into a sentence. Your typical negative slang phrase.
Person 1: “Hey did you hear that new song?”
Person 2: “I don’t listen to much new music, it’s all just chess for ninnies anyways.”
Person 1: “Maybe YOU’RE chess for ninnies!”
by Shmuppydoggle July 18, 2025
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Chess

Mrs. Gonzalez: Are you guys gonna play Among Us?
Class: Chess!
by raiders2145698 December 3, 2020
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Chess

If two people never sit down at a table and engage in the chess match, none of the pieces on the board, not even the queen (the most powerful piece) has any real power. The closer somebody gets you to the board, the more of the illusion you miss.
As long as somebody can get you to play chess, they can also get you to do what they want you to do.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
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Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: You wet wipe.
by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023
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The chesse

Everythink what is necessary or possibe

Ex : don't be worry we will do the chesse in order to save your son from death
Ex :we must do the chesse if we want to gain this fight with terrorists
by Xvy December 9, 2017
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chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
by dave342314 October 10, 2019
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Hope Chess

A phenomenon in chess where a player makes moves that align with what they would like their opponent to do instead of playing the objectively best move. The most common result is that their opponent does not play the moves they "want," resulting in confusion and, ultimately, major blunders.
Hope Chess is a good way to lose fast.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2024
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