Alex Butcher

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Alex's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Alex's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Alex's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. But all children beware. They often pretend to be younger then they are and can have an alternate life where they are the biggest pedo you have ever met.

“Omg are they really letting Alex Butcher do work experience at a nursery. They know he’s a pedophile right.”

by Carnage and murder January 13, 2021

Nathan Butcher

Nathan Butcher a late ascendent of Micheal Butcher is a gang of gay over sexualised rapist who love the taste of cream men’s arse wholes

When you see a Nathan butcher , who you gonna call , ghost busters

by Crazydave123 June 8, 2020

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

BUTCHER

Masculinity incarnate. Killer smile. Single-handedly bringing trench coats back.

“Sorry I’m late for work, I met this absolute Butcher at the bar last night and, anyhow, I haven’t slept yet”

by The Boy$ November 23, 2021

Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

Butcher

An insult towards Someone who can't seem to stop causing beef, wherever they go, drama seems to follow them. It's usually for attention but it never really turns out in their favor.

Girl 1: Why does everyone always have beef with Kady? She always seems to have something going on!
Girl 2: She's a little butcher, can't keep her nose out of everyone's business

Boy 1: Danielle's mugged me off again, I can't take another fucking minute with her
Boy 2: Why are you even still seeing her? She's a butcher mate, better off without her if you ask me

Girl 1: You're definitely linking Daniel, tell me about him.
Girl 2: I don't know, he's fit, but seems like a bit of a butcher so i'm just gonna back off a bit.
Girl 1: Fair enough.

by FiggyWiggy July 5, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018