soggy boxers

a blowjob given through the underwear.

Dude I totally got soggy boxers last night. It's not as good as a blowjob, but better than nothing.

by ahelpfulneighbor September 9, 2016

boxer

A horse that strives for excellence; a horse who is deeply passionate about hot dogs

''Wow son, I can tell you are working like a real boxer today!"

by dancemoms15 December 25, 2016

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass

"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.

by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017

Bandana Boxer

Someone who can throw hands and can box pretty well and is not meant to be messed with. Someone who can do any type of boxing, but they always have to have a bandana on. It's a requirement for them to have a bandana. If they can do all of those things but does not have a bandana, then they're just a boxer.

Joe: Hey guys, who's that dude who has a bandana on?
Bob: I think he's just doing boxing moves.
Henry: Nah bro, that dude right there is a bandana boxer.
Bob: Dang bro, I never heard of a bandana boxer.

by pepsigod October 20, 2023

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 6, 2023

Pizza Boxers

The only trio to EVER exist in the entirety of the world. The ULTIMATE MIXTURE of Midwest emo, kpop and Taylor swift with a sprinkle of rock, goth, and ICP🤡. Priscilla Kiara and Ash are THEE pizza boxers… no one else😍🫶🏼

🗣️:”What’s the best trio in the world??”

🐷: Pizza Boxers obviiiiii

by Definitelynotpriscilla December 25, 2023

Silk boxers

The best type of underwear to be made!

I only wear silk boxers. They feel so good on my cock and are silky smooth

by Imiss2019 December 31, 2023