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by Miketheteacher December 12, 2016
a really hip place to be. you'll know that you're in the coolest place in the world when you're surrounded by dudes with mustasches drinking pbr wearing american apparel v-necks.
first i saw a hoard of track bikes outside, then there was the incessant drone of a shitty noise band, it didn't take long until i realized i was at a total stache venue
by vanishingscentmusclerub July 12, 2008
a mustache that kills your game unless you're vertically smash'n, swagged out, cowboy dean... with a 'stache.
Guy) Hey babe, wanna go back to my place later tonight?
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
Girl) Sorry, you don't have enough game to where a merk-stache.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.
by not.a.slut February 05, 2010
when a guy gives his girlfriend head while she's on the rag. if her flow is heavy, he should have a nice smudge of blood on his upper lip, giving the effect of a mustache.
by erinito June 02, 2007