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spork

butt fuck, anal sex, inserting a penis into a butt hole...u get it
My boyfriend and I sporked last night and it really hurt.
by poiuyt July 24, 2008
mugGet the sporkmug.

Sporking

The act of spooning one's significant other with or while experiencing an erection.
Karen just wanted to spoon, but John planned on sporking.
by Jean Christophe May 31, 2017
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Spork

The act of having sexual intercourse with one while in a spooning position.
Dude 1: Bro last night me and my girl were so tired we had to fuck in the spooning position !

Dude 2: Oh, so you sporked her ?

Dude 1: Sporked ? Man, where do you come up with this shit ?
by @plug_jose_ March 16, 2020
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sporking

4 D word dat has sporking through D heart N so shall i return D same Lov 2 u.

My Lov 4 u ll continu 2 be just as reall like an Olive oil.
by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010
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Spork

(noun)
The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship.
(verb)
Jab one with a spork.
Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids
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Spork Check

“Spork Check”

Background: In certain mental hospitals, plastic sporks are the only eating utensil issued to patients. When a patient is going to throw their trash away, they must show a nurse that their spork is intact while disposing of it. This is to avoid patients potentially harming themselves or others with the spork.
Everyone please line up by the trash can for your spork check.
by applebottomjeans12 May 12, 2020
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