break the seal

When drinking alcohol ... you feel the urge to go to the toilet.... the longer you hold on...... the less you'll need to go to the toilet as you continue to drink.
The earlier you break the seal, the more you'll need to go to the toilet

Girl: "I needa go to the toilet real bad guys"
Group of Friends: "DONT BREAK THE SEAL"
Girl: "awww....."

by Maddo! March 29, 2007

Seal the deal

After cumming inside a girl you lick the pussy lips and pinch them closed. Like pressing down a envelope.

I can't wait for you to seal the deal in bed with me.

by Lickdaquill January 6, 2021

Clubbing the seal

When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.

Jennifer and I spent a good 45 minutes last night clubbing the seal.

by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008

Land Seal

A dog.

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal

by LocalCheeseMonger February 16, 2018

wet seal

a wet seal is when a morbidly obese woman is giving you oral sex while she runs on a treadmill rubbed down in bacon grease.

i totally wanna wet seal that fat chick bro.

by LouisVuitton17 April 2, 2011

Clubbing Seals

Another great American Passtime, Generally targeting baby mammals called seals and bludgeoning them over the head with some form of blunt object.
Other passtimes of the sort include kicking puppies, burning the elderly, or listening to eminem (the only one of which I wouldn't reccomend due to the high amount of cruelty to animals).

Eminem meks nasty freaky stangelove to 12 year old groupies while cascading numbers of men and/or women 'impale' his wife on their 'hot man spikes' (See Manloaf).

by K~ August 10, 2003

Wet Seal

A sex position for the bathtub when the girl leans up against the side of the tub facing outward and arches backward with her hands on the side of the tub such as in a seal position, while the man behind her is pulling her hair back and fucking her from the back at the same time.

i really gave her the wet seal last night

by son of a beach October 14, 2009