slabbed

when an extremely violent tornado destroys a house, only leaving it with its concrete foundation (slab)

(mayfield tornado was an ef4)

your house just got slabbed lol

by MartianSupremacist October 9, 2023

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MONKEY SLAB

A very nice meal found in the heart of africa

click clock: "come try my monkey slab my wife made"

click clock 2:"ew this is shit fuck you you faggot"

by monkeyslablicka February 12, 2024

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A complimentary term used by fishermen to describe another fisherman's giant fish.

Usually a "slab" refers to a massive fish that may not be setting records with length, but it's breaking scales with its weight.

"Oh well dontcha know, looks like you made out not so bad fishing there bud. 44" sockeye, eh? That's a freakin' slab!"

by MNClouser December 1, 2019

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Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

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Stone slab

Little is known about the stone slab/stone slabs, but we do know the stone slab is impervious to any kind of damage, and there seems to be a cult like fan base surrounding the phenomenon, and there were rumors that there have been sacrifices done in honour of the stone slab.

Quote Jacob “Have you been honouring the stone slab today?”.

by Goop Gobbler October 17, 2024

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