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The Saucy Ru Empire

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Saucing the noodle 

A term which originated in prisons. In homosexual male relationships when the dominant partner forces the submissive partner to masterbate and ejaculate on on his penis. The dominant partner then uses his partners semen as lubricant for anal insertion.
"You're saucing the noodle or I'm going in dry. It's macaroni time, bitch."

Pasta sauced the negatives 

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.
Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'

saucing the popcorn 

Pouring hot sauce on a woman's nether region, then eating tater tots off of the hot sauce-gina
Dude, I was totally saucing the popcorn at PF Changs last weekend with this chick

Saucing the wench 

The act of Ejaculating on a girl's face with the reputation of being a slut.
Johnny got caught in the girls locker room saucing the wench.

Later on tonight im gonna sauce the wench.

Saucin the dogs 

When you put tire dressing on your custom car .
Yo man ! I'm saucin the dogs on my hoopde car . Then we go cruzing..
Saucin the dogs by anonymous September 25, 2022