phantom pooper

When an individual gets so drunk that he/she shits in a place besides the toilet, but no one remembers who, why, or when.
becky: "hey, what's that smell?"
rachel: "i think the phantom pooper has returned..."
by orangutanlover804x September 09, 2011
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punchin' pooper

I'm really tired, Fran, I spent the whole night with a twink punchin' pooper.
by MichaelTodd December 29, 2003
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slow pooper

Slow pooper steals bathroom stalls when you really have to go. Slow poopers can sits on toilet for extended period of time up to an hour.
Slow poopers cause alot of pain in the nation, buy stealing bathroom stalls and making people hold the wastes in.
O shit them wings didnt agree with me. I gotta go to the bathroom now, damn slow pooper is in the way.

I got to pee i got to pee, faaaaaaaaaaaak, slow pooper is in the way.
by superguuy November 19, 2013
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Party Pooper

Someone attending a bitchin' party and pulls a fucking gun when it's at it's best, and makes everyone leave.

Other pronunciations, "Faggot"
Derek: Yo TJ, that party last night was off the chain, i was gettin' some from this one girl.
TJ: What was her name, again?
Derek: I don't know, that guy pulled a gun and ruined the party before I could even talk to her.
TJ: Man, what a party pooper.
by not_Partyin'! October 01, 2010
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peppermint pooper

A nicely shaved cleanly wiped cornhole
After i got done lickin christinas peppermint pooper i took a hearty shit on her forehead then proceeded to rub my balls all over it
by randall pink June 12, 2006
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Silent Pooper

Its a wet and silent fart that comes out when you try to fart without making a sound.
Lily was in a important meeting when she pulled a silent pooper which made people fled the room.
by Crisaliz September 27, 2007
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Pooper-Scooper

The act of applying feces to one's hand and then performing a "scooping" action to another person's nipple, leaving a fecal residue smear covering the nipple area.
Frederick calmly walked up to Jonathan and swiftly used a Pooper-Scooper move upon Jonathan's right nipple, smearing a smelly fecal coating of poop on Jonathan's nipple.
by cajackel July 09, 2010
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