peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.

"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."

by yom torke December 11, 2013

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

Peanut damage

smol tiny baby damage

Wow, this guy sucks he does peanut damage.

by Lasagna84 November 18, 2019

Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.

Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!

by CrumblingCookies January 02, 2017

Peanut Brutal

Like Peanut Brittle - When The Information you’re told is so Brutal it shatters your day.

Bro 1: Man, I Think I’ve Got Corona Virus 🦠

Broman: Bro, Thats Peanut Brutal

by TRHF March 13, 2020

Destiny the Peanut

A girl with a head shaped like a peanut

Destiny the peanut has a huge deformed head

by Anonymous4247 October 05, 2018

Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.

Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!

by BloodyZero11 May 13, 2018