Road Mustard

The sweaty condensation that forms under your balls during a long, hot road trip

During a steamy July day driving across the South, I developed quite a bit of road mustard that I secretly put on my friends sandwhich

by Sweats McGee July 30, 2010

Mustard Molly

It is the sexual act of giving stimulating oral pleasure to a red-headed twat that is brewing a smelly, oozing outbreak of a yeast infection.

*This applies to natural and dyed redheads.*

I gave Granny a Mustard Molly last night and she loved it.

by A-ZO December 8, 2010

crackers and mustard

somone's specialty... what they do best

Jimmy is a natural at basketball, it must be his crackers and mustard.

by shane February 17, 2005

mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.

That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!

by BobC February 8, 2006

Muff Mustard

The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If you don't understand that see fanny batter

I had to wipe her muff mustard off my face so I could answer the door.

by Phil Taylor April 3, 2006

mustard tiger

someone who enjoys eatting and that is fat and lazy.

That fatass is a mustard tiger.

by herbert191919 January 10, 2008

ketchup and mustard

These are standard toppings for burgers & hot dogs. Nobody knows why it isn't the default toppings. Fast Food restaurants nowadays poop out these weird tomatoe, onion, lettuce toppings.

I don't want a fucking salad, I just want my god damn burger! It's not a fucking science.

Ex. 1 - the working man's fight:

(Frank) Can I have a cheeseburger, ketchup and mustard only, nothing else on it?
(five minutes later)
(Frank) WTF I paid for a burger and all you gave me were mustard and ketchup packets...

Ex. 2 - The Restaurant Enigma:

(Bob) Could I have my burger with mustard and ketchup only?
(Waitress) Oh, yes, I'll bring you a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of mustard!
(Bob) No, can you have the chef put the ketchup and mustard on? I hate having to squeeze that shit out and it takes forever. I kind of just want to eat, you know?
(Waitress) Oh, we don't do that! It's not our policy!
(Bob) Fuck your policy, it's called customer service!

by Nova><Master October 29, 2006