party mud

diarrhea; particularly after a night of merriment

I just painted the bowl with some party mud.

by HUHDUH July 10, 2005

mud valley

Crack to taint. Your asshole is the center.

Stop buying this cheap toilet paper.

Why?

Cause it ripped and I dragged my fingers through mud valley again.

by Cum Goblin November 13, 2018

Cock in the Mud

An expletive used to express sudden dismay or exasperation.

Stub your toe "cock in the mud!".
You get no for an answer "cock in the mud!".

by Iwanyckyj23 September 14, 2018

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009

Mud Puddling

You have massive diarrhea all in your bed leaving a puddle on the mattress and sheets. You then proceed to throw your partner into the puddle and FUCK or have intercourse all in the puddle of "butt mud". Hence, Mud Puddling!

Man my stomach has been sooo upset today. I think I'm going to go home and enjoy a good hour of Mud Puddling with the wife/husband!

by Dertay Roccstar September 26, 2013

Mud dart

Using a syringe or hypodermic needle with the metal tip removed to inject drugs usually meth or heroin into ones own or another's asshole for the benefit of an increased high as opposed to snorting smoking or oral ingestion without the dangers of stigma usually associated with I.V. use.

Just mud dart it then.

by Stay not trippin February 20, 2017

mud snowshoe

Using semen as a lubricant for inserting a foot into a rectum.

I'm gonna mud snowshoe the SHIT outta this chick...

by Big Rubber April 2, 2016