pocket jockey

An annoying friend who never leaves your side when you have a bag of drugs and is always trying to get a hit of your drugs anytime you do some. These are the type of friends who bump into you at a party and then completely change their plans to roll with you once they find out you have the good shit. Once the drugs are gone these friends will dismount and look for the next powder pony to ride. Unless of course, they can convince you to buy more first.

Man, quit being such a pocket jockey and get your own shit.

That kid Jason is a freeloading Pocket Jockey , I'm not trying to kick it with him.

by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine August 21, 2008

PP Jockey

A male or female that loves to ride a male penis. Performing intercourse with a male. Usually willing to fornicate at any time.

Girl you are a little PP Jockey!

by HopDaddy August 3, 2018

mom jockey

1.some one that loves railing moms

2.dads

Sensory Orchestras geoff is a mom jockey

by laser wook April 1, 2010

Adrenaline jockey

same thing as an adrenaline junkie.

someone who does dangerous things in order to get an adrenaline rush

John: "I went cliff diving yesterday!"
Bob: "You're such an adrenaline jockey."

by i1269ifyouknowwhatimean June 3, 2013

Palm jockey

Chronic masturbator.

That guy is such a palm jockey.

by Spazzyspizzy April 19, 2010

spoon jockey

Someone who be going against they race and shit.

Chris Chan is a spoon jockey white boy

by LordSillyNipples June 24, 2020