A dick that has been inside a bunch of gross girls. You can usually tell when someone has a greasy shaft by just looking at them. The more grease on top, the more on the shaft.
by Juicy A June 24, 2016
Get the Greasy Shaftmug. The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room
by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016
Get the Greasy Frogmug. A smallish hockey player that can easily move in and out of the tough areas one the ice, being effective at both scoring and also getting under the opponent's skin.
by PPPfan September 30, 2021
Get the Greasy Ratmug. (noun)
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
An intimate move involving:
Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth
Alternate forms:
Greasy Taquito (noun)
Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.
"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"
by toasty3000 March 23, 2017
Get the greasy burritomug. by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020
Get the Greasy Steamermug. Reese's greasies are the nasty, runny shits you get from consuming too large a quantity of any reese's peanut butter product.
by turdmaker007 April 16, 2014
Get the Reese's Greasiesmug. by curry.8 May 13, 2009
Get the greasy grumblermug.