Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018

FLAT KAT

very cringey youtuber but generally hes funni

hey you hearfd of flat kat

yes hes cring

by FLAT KAT February 16, 2022

Pats Flats

When you really have to go, and you just can't hold it, Pats Flats is a place to pee.

I've really got to pee, lets go to Pats Flats!

by Jeanne August 30, 2004

Flat Face

Annoying people who are rude and ugly. They are manipulative, and backstabbers.

Your boss being manipulated to be bias for your flat face coworker to get you in trouble.

by Cattyfox February 28, 2022

flat rock

skip skipped forgotten passed up ignored

Hey I ain't no flat Rock pass that pipe it's not a microphone I don't care about your CPS case!

by Trey Skreypins January 22, 2020

flat feet

A condition in which the arches of one's feet are collapsed. It's painful and you have to wear ugly prescription shoes and you can't run fast or even walk for long periods of time without experiencing utter agony. Be thankful that you don't have this.

I have flat feet, asshole, that's why I have a fucking doctor's note to sit out of PE. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand.

by abandon_all_hope January 15, 2017

flat squad

a group of girls who have no ass or boobs and are considered flat.

Here comes jane, sally, and lisa the flat squad.

by jamal February 14, 2005